A man missed his bus and decided to walk home. He had journeyed several miles when night began to fall. Stumbling exhausted into a cemetery, the man laid down on the grass, rolled over, then slid into an open grave.
The next morning, an intoxicated fellow was making his way home also walking through the cemetery. As he was walking nearby the open grave site, he heard a voice murmur, "I'm soooo cold!"
Staring down into the grave, he slurred, "Well no wonder, you poor thing. You kicked all your dirt off."